The Condom Revisited…an appeal

Condom issues could be posted in the Sex department BUT I’m making a personal appeal to men to consider this post. 

Let me tell you what I know up front…if within your first few sex acts you didn’t get introduced to condom use, the horse is more or less through the gate.  You will find it difficult, after years of unprotected sex, to start using a condom.  What is worse is, the very time you need it most, the one night stand, is when you will find it most troublesome to manoeuvre because you could be under pressure to perform and you’re not going to want to learn something new at this point…  Be that as it may, hear me out…please…”The Generative Force of the Universe Has Been Bastardised”…what was once for fun and procreation is now wreaking havoc of illness, suffering, sterility and death on millions…and you’ll NEVER KNOW WHO IS WHO, don’t joke!

And guess what, we medics can categorise all we like, ‘sexually transmitted infections’, as the WHO publicises them, are misleading.  From experience in my practice, I say that easily 1/3 of urinary tract infections are also of sexual etiology…use common sense here…what’s the cause of ‘honeymoon’ cystitis?  Right!  Sex!  But guess what…it gets worse…cystitis these days, as the medics call it, is often not ‘simple’ but ‘complicated’ for many reasons…

– many of the germs are becoming resistant to drugs, 
– many new and ‘untestable/difficult to test’ germs are entering 
       the picture
– urethritis is a huge set back and becoming more common (not 
        enough drug interface time/opportunity)
– many people don’t get the partner treated and are infected and
        reinfected (yes, even when there are no symptoms)
– many don’t realise that some germs can even cause sterility 
        without symptoms
– many don’t take the full course of treatment and thereby teach
        the germs to fight medication
– any sexual practice you can think of was not introduced by
        Playboy &  Hustler but has been around from the dawn of
        time, there are just more of us so we contact each other more 
        frequently to mass effect….luckily, like most animals, we
        tend to prefer our own species but  poor dental and 
        sexual hygiene is a huge problem.

Let me be specific about dental/sexual hygiene. You cannot just jump up and have sex anymore, you must wash, pull back and wash out foreskins/remove foreskins altogether as babies (germs hide there), fix/pull bad teeth, brush, floss, gargle and don’t drool for oral sex, enema for anal sex…YES with your long-time faithful partner too and don’t even think of experimental type sex like this  with acquaintances!  You’d be nuts!  Here we’re dealing with very hardy, heavy duty germs of the alimentary tract, mouth to anus.   These things are like your greatest sci-fi spies, merciless super adapters with cloaking devices, except they’re right here on Earth and they love a new home and little nooks they can hide in that drugs find it hard to get to, like long urethras and fallopian tubes and very easily, and usually sadly symptomatically, women’s vaginas and short urethras.  I defy any doctor to say it is a simple matter to clean out an infected urethra!  Prostates, testes, ovaries and kidneys are becoming infected at alarming rates.  Then there is the ageing population, diabetes and all manner or other immunocompromise including poor diet.  Think chronic kidney failure. 

The WHO now has a ‘syndromic protocol’, a German term tranlates as a ‘horse cure’, or basically an elephant gun to kill an elephant masquerading as an ‘ant’ so to speak.  This approach takes into account the fact that genito-urinary tract infections are getting harder and harder to test and treat and they ‘go hunting in pairs’ (often packs and parties) so up to 4 drugs get prescribed and they go into more than one orifice in the female case.  This blasts the good, the bad and the ugly…you have to shore up your system with nutritional supplements during such an onslaught.  Yes, there are alternative and natural treatments which I use frequently but when the monster has to be dealth with hard and fast because of pain/fever/sterility you have to go for it and mop up with naturals long term AND USE CONDOMS.

So what of these?  Latex and vinyl for men in all sizes. One size vinyl for women (Never heard of this? Well you have now…you’ll get the picture below) I really don’t care what kind you men use – large, small, coloured, ribbed, winged (just kidding), latex, vinyl etc. etc….just use one!!!!  ALL THE TIME,  UNLESS YOU’RE ATTEMPTING TO IMPREGNATE, YOUR FORESKIN IS A PROBLEM (BE BRAVE & REMOVE IT), YOU HAVE SOME OTHER EXTRAORDINARILY GOOD EXCUSE.  Please, ‘It doesn’t feel good, God never intended us to use them, they are designed to kill off Black Man,
it’s too much trouble, etc., etc., won’t cut it!

If men choose vinyl it’s for allergy reasons and/or a less tight fit with a more natural feel, drawback being – less secure on pull out.  Women’s ones are more expensive, may look strange at first – there’s a ring hanging just outside the vagina that the man enters BUT THEY ALLOW MORE OF A FEEL OF THE NATURAL WOMAN than the male condom. 

The thing is to teach your sons to use a condom at first sex so it’s a natural act and feel for them …and ever after till children are the goal…he and his partner will thank you forever.  Females suffer most, they’ve got more internal surface area to infect and a short runway up to this maze of brilliant engineering.  Don’t let them have to beg, fight, endure verbal abuse to have the right to safe, happy sex.  Thank you for listening.